Friday, September 5, 2008

Ode to Creepy Wal-Mart Guy


This is an Ode to YOU, creepy Wal-mart guys. 



 Thank you for making me appreciate my four year old.  While I was at Wal-Mart you kept looking at me, and I felt inclined to make eye contact with you, so as to make sure you didn't attack me.  In the past, when I met with creepy guys.... I have always felt comfortable turning to my four year old, to make conversation and have fun.  Now that I have moments of free time during preschool, I am forced to confront strangers.  I have never missed my children when they have gone to school before.  So, here's to you creepy Wal-mart guys...thanks for helping me realize how much I love my little ones and how much they really do add to my enjoyment.

6 comments:

D.C. Butler's said...

Hilarious! What is up with Wal-Mart and freaky people! I can totally relate with you.

cuzimcool said...

After unsuccessfully trying to find a particular shelving unit at Walmart, I came across the store manager. I'll skip all of the details, but somehow he felt compelled to tell me about his skills in the "sack". Ummm, yeah. Maybe there is a hiring requirement that employees must either be really creepy, or just really slow on the register.

Wade family said...

Haha, I love reading your blog. Keep the inquisitive thoughts coming :)

Sara said...

so funny!

The Driggs said...

Oooh, he gives me the willies. And you are beautiful Sarah so of course he's going to keep looking at you! I, luckily, only get ready on Sundays, and since I don't go shopping on Sunday, then whenever I go to Wal-Mart I am not looking my best. If any Wal-Mart creep looks at me, then it's usually with disgust. But way to see the positive in a negative situation. Your kids are wonderful!

bill, katie, and co. said...

Wal-Mart would not be Wal-Mart without experiencing a little bit of those creepy people. This made me laugh! Thanks for the fun!