This is an Ode to YOU, creepy Wal-mart guys.
Thank you for making me appreciate my four year old. While I was at Wal-Mart you kept looking at me, and I felt inclined to make eye contact with you, so as to make sure you didn't attack me. In the past, when I met with creepy guys.... I have always felt comfortable turning to my four year old, to make conversation and have fun. Now that I have moments of free time during preschool, I am forced to confront strangers. I have never missed my children when they have gone to school before. So, here's to you creepy Wal-mart guys...thanks for helping me realize how much I love my little ones and how much they really do add to my enjoyment.
6 comments:
Hilarious! What is up with Wal-Mart and freaky people! I can totally relate with you.
After unsuccessfully trying to find a particular shelving unit at Walmart, I came across the store manager. I'll skip all of the details, but somehow he felt compelled to tell me about his skills in the "sack". Ummm, yeah. Maybe there is a hiring requirement that employees must either be really creepy, or just really slow on the register.
Haha, I love reading your blog. Keep the inquisitive thoughts coming :)
so funny!
Oooh, he gives me the willies. And you are beautiful Sarah so of course he's going to keep looking at you! I, luckily, only get ready on Sundays, and since I don't go shopping on Sunday, then whenever I go to Wal-Mart I am not looking my best. If any Wal-Mart creep looks at me, then it's usually with disgust. But way to see the positive in a negative situation. Your kids are wonderful!
Wal-Mart would not be Wal-Mart without experiencing a little bit of those creepy people. This made me laugh! Thanks for the fun!
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